Friday, May 23, 2008

Tell Me What You Think?


YAY!
MANCHESTER UNITED ARE
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!
,
as i knew they would be... albeit my heart stopped just about 16 times over the three hour match.
But that's a fairytale for another day.


There's this T-Shirt Design Competition for my ADTP program in Sunway, and here's what I came up with:

Me likey!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Things To Do When Someone Is Buried Chin-Deep On A Beach

Step 1 : Lure target into sense of false comfort by packing on harmless sand.

Step 2: Meanwhile, "make sandcastles" nearby to block out the excavation.

Step 3: Use decoy to further strengthen "oh-we're-just building sandcastles" front

Step 4: BAM


Step 5: Pack on the sand, adding water occasionally to strengthen.
Leave to dry for 10 - 15 minutes.


Then do whatever the hell you like.

Put victim's head where you had always wanted it to go.


Let him writhe in vain.


Place a 'hottie' lying face down nearby.
Close, but not close enough (for added effect).


Give him the body you always wanted him to have.


Feed him with 'shadow genitals'.


Release your feelings about him.
*To be sure, draw an arrow leading directly to the victim.




Eventually though, said person will escape.


Then, somebody may get a hurt real bad.


:)

Monday, May 12, 2008

Glory Glory Man United!



*Back from Langkawi! (will blog about it soon)

And what else better to just end the week than Manchester United wrapping up their 10th Premier League title with a 2-0 win over Wigan!
Just to put it 'in-your-face', Chelsea were level on points with United (84) before the match, and scuffed it anyways by drawing 1-1 with Bolton! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P

Yeah, I'm clueless how we won so many trophies too.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Between Sleep and Sun

Just back from dinner, a nice buffet @ Imperial Hotel. Special occasion for Dad!
Very heavy though. Argh.

Oh, i began re-reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows! Been meaning to do it for awhile, since the last time i just blazed through to find out how the damn series ends...

Andddd, Josh was also reading the same book *.*
Go figure what our holidays are like.


Torn between sleeping and lasting through the night, gotta wake up early for my early flight to Langkawi!!
Can't wait!!
Patience is a vir- . . .


Whatever-lah fuckshit!

Monday, May 5, 2008

The 11th Hour.


We did it. We can undo it.
This is what the recently ended Climate Change Week 2008 (April 29 - May 4) hosted by YTL has been all about.
  • Average global temperatures are increasing at its fastest in recorded history.
  • Say goodbye to Guacamole
  • Say goodbye to your pretty lawns
  • Say goodbye to ski vacations
  • Say HELLO to more mosquitoes!!!! fksht
  • Say HELLO to really tacky fake ski vacations
  • Say HELLO to an even HOTTER Malaysia

But seriously, get it in your head. Sadistically and truthfully speaking, mankind is dead in 100 - 200 years (max) if we keep living the way we do. In a nutshell, releasing enormousnesses amounts of CO² and other heat-trapping gases into the atmosphere is causing the planet to heat up.
Trust Wikipedia this one time @ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming


Mankind came to be on Earth at 11:59pm and 59 seconds.
And then nearly destroys everything.


I went to its screening @ KLPAC. Excellent movie produced and directed by Leonardo DiCaprio. If you still live in a cave and don't know jack about what is happening around you, WATCH THIS MOVIE (download the torrent from http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/40127059/The+11th+hour?tab=summary).
At the current rate, everything on Earth will perish,
but Earth will eventually heal, that is without doubt.

The Earth has time, we do not.

We cannot ignore this single most pressing issue facing mankind any longer, so what will you do about it?
You can 'Be Part of the Solution' and follow the Low Carbon Diet, found on http://www.ytlcommunity.com/climatechange/!


I know I sound like a green hippie but this is bigger than any of us.
Its about this world, and how we're going to save it.

500 years from now, mankind will look and either say,
They did all they could and thats why we're here.

Or

Have no one around to say anything.

Okay i'm done ranting. Bye