Things To Do When Someone Is Buried Chin-Deep On A Beach

Step 1 : Lure target into sense of false comfort by packing on harmless sand.

Step 2: Meanwhile, "make sandcastles" nearby to block out the excavation.

Step 3: Use decoy to further strengthen "oh-we're-just building sandcastles" front

Step 4: BAM

Step 5: Pack on the sand, adding water occasionally to strengthen.
Leave to dry for 10 - 15 minutes.

Then do whatever the hell you like.

Put victim's head where you had always wanted it to go.

Let him writhe in vain.


Place a 'hottie' lying face down nearby.
Close, but not close enough (for added effect).


Give him the body you always wanted him to have.

Feed him with 'shadow genitals'.


Release your feelings about him.
*To be sure, draw an arrow leading directly to the victim.




Eventually though, said person will escape.


Then, somebody may get a hurt real bad.

:)